Chimpanzee Cheerleader Gifts

'Say it like you MEAN it!'

'Bipedalism sounds good, but what if we fall down?'

'This is not what I expected when you said we were going to help an endangered species...'

Go team!

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Ice Skater

"Helen, Don, you're probably wondering why I called you here today. I'm afraid the answer is achingly simple: I can't get down."

Strive to win!

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

'Shakespeare's Hamlet word for word - and I who always thought it was a crazy joke.'

Santa Claus delivers the vaccine.

"I'm sorry but we do not promote just for participation."

'Stop evolving and come in. Your dinner's ready.'

"Some puppies get bored when they're alone, but my family left me enough chew toys to last all day."

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

"I'm here researching a role. I'm about to play a Senator."

'Not bad for a computer, but the chimpanzee's work had more feeling.'

Hockey cheerleaders.

"Now we'll be able to understand political debates."

A Vet's Fight with a Chimpanzee

Apparently Barking Rovers have won the cup.

'Coffee, tea, or banana?'

"Well, it's the first time I've noticed him!"

Euros 2016

'I think he's perfect for 'The Morale Committee'.'

Great. Fourteen things to cheer about and it's only Monday.

Interpretive Cheering

"You will NOT kneel during the national anthem!! And look me in the eye when I'm talking to you!!"