Chimpanzee Cheerleader Gifts

'Say it like you MEAN it!'

'Bipedalism sounds good, but what if we fall down?'

'This is not what I expected when you said we were going to help an endangered species...'

Go team!

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Ice Skater

Strive to win!

"Helen, Don, you're probably wondering why I called you here today. I'm afraid the answer is achingly simple: I can't get down."

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

"Another CSI spinoff? What's this one called?"

'Shakespeare's Hamlet word for word - and I who always thought it was a crazy joke.'

Santa Claus delivers the vaccine.

'Stop evolving and come in. Your dinner's ready.'

"I'm sorry but we do not promote just for participation."

Starfish doing the wave.

"Some puppies get bored when they're alone, but my family left me enough chew toys to last all day."

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

Ancient Roman Cheerleaders.

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

"I'm here researching a role. I'm about to play a Senator."

A Vet's Fight with a Chimpanzee

'Coffee, tea, or banana?'

Apparently Barking Rovers have won the cup.

"Isn't this just a repeat of his 1332 Christmas special."

"Now we'll be able to understand political debates."

Hockey cheerleaders.

'Not bad for a computer, but the chimpanzee's work had more feeling.'

"You got the chip shop gig, then?"

'I don't have a good feeling about our chances of winning this game.'

Euros 2016

'I think he's perfect for 'The Morale Committee'.'

The Worship of Money

'It's been raining steadily now for over half an hour and he's still out there on 'slicks'.'

Great. Fourteen things to cheer about and it's only Monday.