Chipper Cheerleader Gifts

"You got the chip shop gig, then?"

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"I run around this high school track every morning."

Jumping cheerleaders

Al's Teachers' Pets.

Freezing

'This is not what I expected when you said we were going to help an endangered species...'

"Some puppies get bored when they're alone, but my family left me enough chew toys to last all day."

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

Accountant's Awards - "Our next award is for 'Tax Loophole of the Year'..."

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

'It was very good.'

"And this is where we introduced our new customer care policy."

"Way to go, guys! When I gave you that pep talk before the game I didn't actually think you'd score a goal!"

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

'Say it like you MEAN it!'

'Bipedalism sounds good, but what if we fall down?'

New School Year

'Don't worry Marty! All we have to do is sit still and look stupid for a couple of hours . . . like when we watched 'Pulp Fiction'.'

"I'm doing my part to inspire a blue ribbon school."

Complaint Department worker. 'Gosh, I'm good at this job!'

"Well, you shouted come on the five dog!"

"Your depression isn't caused by anything physical. I suggest you root for another pro sports team."

"In honor of high school football season starting, he decided to put his old interview on. Do you have a phone, I may need to call 911."

'Amateurs!-just look at the quality of that bait'.

Teacher's pet popping out of big apple lit up with candles and 'Happy Birthday' Title: Surprise parties for teachers

Summer options for the young.

Winter Surrender

Come on England

'His fifth comeback to the ring...and only his first fight!'

'... AND IN THE RED CORNER...'

Take all the time you want.

"Supposedly, voters tend to support the underdog candidate...the outsider."

Come on England!