Chipper Cheerleader T-Shirts

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"I run around this high school track every morning."

Jumping cheerleaders

Al's Teachers' Pets.

'This is not what I expected when you said we were going to help an endangered species...'

Freezing

"Some puppies get bored when they're alone, but my family left me enough chew toys to last all day."

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

Accountant's Awards - "Our next award is for 'Tax Loophole of the Year'..."

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

'It was very good.'

"Way to go, guys! When I gave you that pep talk before the game I didn't actually think you'd score a goal!"

"And this is where we introduced our new customer care policy."

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

'Say it like you MEAN it!'

New School Year

'Don't worry Marty! All we have to do is sit still and look stupid for a couple of hours . . . like when we watched 'Pulp Fiction'.'

'Bipedalism sounds good, but what if we fall down?'

Complaint Department worker. 'Gosh, I'm good at this job!'

"Well, you shouted come on the five dog!"

"In honor of high school football season starting, he decided to put his old interview on. Do you have a phone, I may need to call 911."

"I'm doing my part to inspire a blue ribbon school."

"Your depression isn't caused by anything physical. I suggest you root for another pro sports team."

'Amateurs!-just look at the quality of that bait'.

Teacher's pet popping out of big apple lit up with candles and 'Happy Birthday' Title: Surprise parties for teachers

Winter Surrender

Summer options for the young.

'His fifth comeback to the ring...and only his first fight!'

Take all the time you want.

'... AND IN THE RED CORNER...'

"I need everybody to come down to the garden to cheer on the tomatoes."

Come on England!

Come on England