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'Amateurs!-just look at the quality of that bait'.

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

'I hate bloody football! It's just a bunch of over-rated, overpaid nancy boys kicking a b-' - 'Genuine football fans may leave work early to avoid missing the start of important World Cup fixtures.' - 'C'mon England!'

Ice Skater

"Another CSI spinoff? What's this one called?"

A hunter hitting his first bird.

Cheerleaders

U.S. World Cup Frenzy

Santa Claus delivers the vaccine.

Starfish doing the wave.

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

There's a special little jog people do when they've just left a job interview that they think went really well.

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

'It was very good.'

"Isn't this just a repeat of his 1332 Christmas special."

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

"You got the chip shop gig, then?"

"Bore me to sleep, Daddy."

'Don't worry Marty! All we have to do is sit still and look stupid for a couple of hours . . . like when we watched 'Pulp Fiction'.'

'Honestly! You'd do anything to win the Community Balloon Race, wouldn't you?'

'I'm afraid we'll have to get a Santa who can remember his lines'

It's Christmas time, there's no need to be afraid..

The motherhood

Belleville Toy Store Next Exit (Scream until daddy pulls the car over.

'Did you catch all by yourself?'

Big Society Bank

"I'm really a light eater - as soon as it gets light, I start eating. . .!"

'I try to keep the Christmas Spirit all year long, but usually run out of money in March.'

"You don't have to smile THAT much when we take down the tree."

"Looks like Santa left something for everyone."

'... AND IN THE RED CORNER...'

It doesn't matter what you drive. There's a volunteering opportunity for everyone.

Take all the time you want.