Chihuahua Cheerleader Gifts

"Helen, Don, you're probably wondering why I called you here today. I'm afraid the answer is achingly simple: I can't get down."

Go team!

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

Jumping cheerleaders

Strive to win!

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

'This is not what I expected when you said we were going to help an endangered species...'

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

Clint Goodbuddy's plan to infiltrate the outlawed 'black hat' gangs' AGM was about to fall apart. . .

"Some puppies get bored when they're alone, but my family left me enough chew toys to last all day."

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

Hockey cheerleaders.

'The problem with being a Chihuahua is that everybody calls me 'Pepe'... My name is actually Humphrey Reginald Windsor the Third...'

A man walks three dogs at gunpoint

Apparently Barking Rovers have won the cup.

'Don't use too much suction on that Chihuahua, Teresa.'

Labour Protests

"Way to go, guys! When I gave you that pep talk before the game I didn't actually think you'd score a goal!"

"Well, you're not itsy-bitsy to me."

"Thanks to coffee I never come down from manic high."

'They don't want people stepping on me...'

'Say it like you MEAN it!'

Great. Fourteen things to cheer about and it's only Monday.

'Bipedalism sounds good, but what if we fall down?'

Yapped My Way To The Top

'Master's dog before you was a Great Dane: Welcome to the family Mr Chihuahua...'

'I think he's perfect for 'The Morale Committee'.'

Interpretive Cheering

"You will NOT kneel during the national anthem!! And look me in the eye when I'm talking to you!!"