Chihuahua Champion Gifts

"I think the Chihuahua's been up on the counter again. There are several paw prints in the butter tub."

Chihuahua.

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

"Helen, Don, you're probably wondering why I called you here today. I'm afraid the answer is achingly simple: I can't get down."

The Little Engine that really shouldn't, she already had one of Evelyn's cheesecake brownies, she couldn't possibly, O.K. maybe just one.

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

"I'm sorry madam, we're right out of Mississippi mud pie. All that's left is the Severn sludge souffle."

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

Big Burgers.

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

"I need a box of the gayest chocolate you've got."

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

Apparently Barking Rovers have won the cup.

"Thanks to coffee I never come down from manic high."

'The problem with being a Chihuahua is that everybody calls me 'Pepe'... My name is actually Humphrey Reginald Windsor the Third...'

'Don't use too much suction on that Chihuahua, Teresa.'

'Well, if I have rights, I demand the right not to be neutered!'

"Hey! Wait a minute! We can't reach the doorbells!"

'They don't want people stepping on me...'

'Master's dog before you was a Great Dane: Welcome to the family Mr Chihuahua...'

Yapped My Way To The Top

If Cujo had been a chihuahua

'Chew each bite ten times? †I'm a busy man!'

Keeping warm

"I think I OD'd On chocolate chip ice cream!"

"I'm 14 and I've still got all my own teeth"

Mouse Party

Winners: 100 yard automobile chase.

How about I meet you back at the house.

'Those tranquilizers didn't do a thing for her...'

"My cat doesn't like being given pills either...."