Chihuahua Enthusiast Gifts

'My Other Dog is a Great Dane'

Keeping warm

'Master's dog before you was a Great Dane: Welcome to the family Mr Chihuahua...'

'Promise me that nobody will beat him while he's in the hospital!'

'Those tranquilizers didn't do a thing for her...'

If Cujo had been a chihuahua

"Pick me!"

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'Fetch.'

"Quick, start the car!"

Barks in code.

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

'Works every time.'

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

'She's just great with the children.'

Pet a Puppy

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

10 K Tail-Chase

'He does lack social skills.'

"A little help, please."

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'