Terrier Enthusiast Gifts

'You know, if you had one of those bumper stickers, I wouldn't be in doggy-therapy.'

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Pick me!"

The Zoo.

"Why do they do that?"

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Seagiraffes

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

Barks in code.

"Quick, start the car!"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

'Fetch.'

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Canine Companion

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."