Terrier Enthusiast Gifts

'You know, if you had one of those bumper stickers, I wouldn't be in doggy-therapy.'

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The Zoo.

"Pick me!"

"Why do they do that?"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Seagiraffes

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"Quick, start the car!"

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Barks in code.

'Fetch.'

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."