Terrier Enthusiasts Gifts

"We'd like a building where a sweet little cairn terrier can bark once in a while without the neighbor's getting absolutely hysterical."

"Pick me!"

"Why do they do that?"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Barks in code.

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

'Fetch.'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Quick, start the car!"

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Canine Companion

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'