Boston Terrier Aficionado Gifts

"That's the thing with a Boston-Terrier. You can get rid of the fleas, you can get rid of the ticks, but you can't get rid of the accent."

"Pick me!"

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

Canine Companion

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

Welcome to the Team

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"Did you get my tweet?"

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

Love Conquers All

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

"He's already getting attached to you."

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

Pets.

"Look. They say sit, you sit. They say roll over, you roll over. Where's the prob?"

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

Author's Bio-diversity.

"The video of you eating my $700 John Varvatos got 300 'likes.'"

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.