Vintage Canine Enthusiast Gifts

'Huh! I grew up with Lassie, and she wasn't as sweet and innocent as everybody thinks...'

Demure lady with gloves

"Why do they do that?"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"Quick, start the car!"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

Barks in code.

'Fetch.'

Sir Winston Churchill

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

Second hand furniture.

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.