Dog Toy Aficionado Gifts

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

"Why do they do that?"

Build your very own conflict of interest!

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

Dog walking Human.

"Three more years of high school."

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

The Rubber Ball Company

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

'Super Dog'

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

Happy Hour

Sheep dog late for work

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''