Dog Toy Afficionados Gifts

"Must you chomp on that squeaky toy during the movie?"

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Dog Hunting Trophies.

Foster failure

"That'll be five bucks."

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

Rocking Horse

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

Collies Without Borders

Snoopy with Laptop

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

'Not here - home!'

Stormy weather

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

Chasebook

'Actually, she's turned out to be a very clever pet. Watch when Rex stands up, she'll feed him a biscuit.'

"When I was a puppy, I barked as a puppy, I understood as a puppy, I thought as a puppy. But when I became a dog, I put away puppy things except for my shabby, old, beat-up stuffy toy. I still freaking love this thing."

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

I'm sure it's fake.

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

"I don't get it! They're both diurnal, so why on earth would they bring back from the hospital a baby that's awake all night?"

Watchdog on Holiday

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

Hombre's Best Friend.

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"