Doggy Treat Aficionados Gifts

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

Two boys eating ice cream

Homemade dog biscuits.

'David discovered that the New & Improved Dog Food was more New & Improved than his New & Improved Canned Soup.'

'Those tid-bits you left for Ming Toy were delicious, Mrs. Caldwell!'

"You've really outdid yourself this time. A real masterpiece!"

Dogs Awaiting the Arrival of Father Christmas

I heart my cat. I spayed my cat.

'What can I tell you? They gave us treats - at inappropriate times.'

'Relax... breathe... visualize you inner dog treat...'

Invasion of the Demonic Shape-Shifters!

'Oh yes, occasionally he's very boisterous.'

'I can't remember a day this hot, can you?'

"This makes a nice change from 'Fetch'!"

"They say I'm spoiled, whatever that means."

"Must you chomp on that squeaky toy during the movie?"

"Ambitions... To get birthday treats every dog year, not every seven."

Sandwiches

"And for dessert, some locally sourced shaved ice."

"I give up! I stock up on chicken treats and now the cat tells me he's gone vegetarian!"

"Thanks for the walks, tasty treats and rubbing my belly with vigor. I could only love you more if you made my food dish much bigger."

'Sure, it's easy for you to plan for the long haul... with your nine lives!'

'But it's still early. Why don't you come on in, and we'll splinter a bone together?'

Dog's Brain.

"Another? I'm beginning to wonder if these doggie treats are addictive?"

'Will the credit crunch have any effect on my supply of doggy chocs?'

'It's not fair - you never buy me doggie choccie bikkies!'

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