Dog Treat Enthusiast Gifts

"Ambitions... To get birthday treats every dog year, not every seven."

'Will the credit crunch have any effect on my supply of doggy chocs?'

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

Dog Love.

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

"Three yummies, a pat on the head, and a 'Good doggy.' That's my client's final offer."

Homemade dog biscuits.

'Excuse me, EXCUSE ME, what's that YOU'RE eating?!'

'Fruitcake, pfefferneusse, we'd like you to consider early retirement.'

'David discovered that the New & Improved Dog Food was more New & Improved than his New & Improved Canned Soup.'

'Those tid-bits you left for Ming Toy were delicious, Mrs. Caldwell!'

"I'm afraid 'doggie bag' is just a figure of speech."

"She's eating in tonight."

"Sit!"

Dog with blow-up leg.

'What can I tell you? They gave us treats - at inappropriate times.'

'Relax... breathe... visualize you inner dog treat...'

'Please, Pookie, just one time...pleeaase..Beg!'

"They say I'm spoiled, whatever that means."

Man snow blowing dog toys in winter

"The tunnel leads right to the treat isle at the pet store..."

"After you've wished once for food, you can stop using your other wishes on food."

"I give up! I stock up on chicken treats and now the cat tells me he's gone vegetarian!"

'I'm not buying Rex anymore rawhide chews - they don't last him five minutes!'

Can I have another free biscuit for my dog? Sure. Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits? You sure this is for your dog? Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?

'Apparently, someone went on my computer and ordered fifty cases of doggy num nums...would you happen to know anything about that?'

"I won the lottery. Suddenly HE'S MY best friend."

"I really wish you would stop throwing my stuff."

"How original, I got a squeaky-toy for Christmas too..."