Dog Treats Gifts

'What can I tell you? They gave us treats - at inappropriate times.'

Homemade dog biscuits.

'It's not fair - you never buy me doggie choccie bikkies!'

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

Lost my squeaky toy. Please help.

Dog Love.

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

'Excuse me, EXCUSE ME, what's that YOU'RE eating?!'

'Those tid-bits you left for Ming Toy were delicious, Mrs. Caldwell!'

"She's eating in tonight."

"I'm afraid 'doggie bag' is just a figure of speech."

'David discovered that the New & Improved Dog Food was more New & Improved than his New & Improved Canned Soup.'

"Sit!"

"...and this is Sheila. She's my main squeeze."

"We've got to get him some bones...this is the third TV remote Lucky's buried this week!"

'Relax... breathe... visualize you inner dog treat...'

"The tunnel leads right to the treat isle at the pet store..."

So your idea is that we reorientate our global production to place more emphasis on small chewy things that taste of meat...EVERYBODY'S opinion is of value( even if some may be of more use than others)

"They say I'm spoiled, whatever that means."

"After you've wished once for food, you can stop using your other wishes on food."

The Middle-Aged Dog. Wait – Why did I run into this field?

"Ambitions... To get birthday treats every dog year, not every seven."

"I give up! I stock up on chicken treats and now the cat tells me he's gone vegetarian!"

He squeaks when you chew him. Then he gets quiet … Too quiet.

Can I have another free biscuit for my dog? Sure. Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits? You sure this is for your dog? Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?

'I'm not buying Rex anymore rawhide chews - they don't last him five minutes!'

'Yeah, he went to Catholic obedience school...'

"Thanks for the walks, tasty treats and rubbing my belly with vigor. I could only love you more if you made my food dish much bigger."

'But it's still early. Why don't you come on in, and we'll splinter a bone together?'

Dog's Brain.

'What therapy can't solve, the properly timed dog biscuit can.'

"Another? I'm beginning to wonder if these doggie treats are addictive?"

"I didn't say he was a Scottie. I said he was a Scootie."

'Will the credit crunch have any effect on my supply of doggy chocs?'

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