Dog Treat Gourmet Gifts

"They say I'm spoiled, whatever that means."

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

Dog Love.

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

'I would kill for a truffle.'

Dog Chow Mein

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

Homemade dog biscuits.

'Excuse me, EXCUSE ME, what's that YOU'RE eating?!'

"She's eating in tonight."

'Those tid-bits you left for Ming Toy were delicious, Mrs. Caldwell!'

'David discovered that the New & Improved Dog Food was more New & Improved than his New & Improved Canned Soup.'

"Kibbled, canned and frozen were non-starters. But he'll often accept a ice ribeye as long as it's been properly dry aged."

'That's not exactly what I had in mind.'

"That tasted like s**t. We'll have another order of it."

'What can I tell you? They gave us treats - at inappropriate times.'

"The tunnel leads right to the treat isle at the pet store..."

"Some dehydrated corn and bone meal for the gentleman, perhaps?"

"Ambitions... To get birthday treats every dog year, not every seven."

Can I have another free biscuit for my dog? Sure. Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits? You sure this is for your dog? Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?

"We'll be needing a high chair for spot."

"Amusing bouquet, without being hilarious."

"Wait! I forgot the garnish."

'I'll take your word for it that dog food tastes good on crackers.'

'The cat is finicky and he likes this flavor.'

"I'm so tired of eating meals from a can...I could spit!"

'Hey - these things are pretty good!'

Dog's Brain.

'What therapy can't solve, the properly timed dog biscuit can.'

'Eugh. This is awful. I'm not the hugest fan of licorice, but this one I found on the sidewalk is disgusting.'

"Another? I'm beginning to wonder if these doggie treats are addictive?"

'Will the credit crunch have any effect on my supply of doggy chocs?'