Pet Food Gourmet Gifts

'The cat is finicky and he likes this flavor.'

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

"She's eating in tonight."

'I wish John would stop using that gourmet pet food that makes gravy when you add water.'

'May I have two containers - fish for my cat, meat for the dog...vegetables divided as follows, one-fourth for the cat, three-fourths for the dog, but no carrots for the cat - kitty doesn't like carrots...'

"For this dish we'll need to sauté the onion with the week-old, moldy, ant-covered French fry over medium heat. Then, we lightly flash boil our dehydrated mouse..."

"Kibbled, canned and frozen were non-starters. But he'll often accept a ice ribeye as long as it's been properly dry aged."

'That's not exactly what I had in mind.'

'Fruits, vegetables, meat, eggs and cooked beans! He gets a better dinner than I do!'

'You realize you're spoiling Bilbo.'

"That tasted like s**t. We'll have another order of it."

"Has someone forgotten the cucumber slice and lemon wedge in my spring water again, Edna?"

"Look, I’m sorry - it’s not Asian fusion night!"

"Your 'presentation' could use some work."

"They say I'm spoiled, whatever that means."

"Some dehydrated corn and bone meal for the gentleman, perhaps?"

"We'll be needing a high chair for spot."

'Look at this: We get the gourmet tins while Rex gets the generic dog food...'

'I hope your 'kittycat gourmet delight' tastes better than my 'doggy sirloin supreme!''

"If we list it now, you could be eating filet mignon every night for the rest of your life!"

You tell me how they know it has new and improved flavour!

"Wait! I forgot the garnish."

'I'll take your word for it that dog food tastes good on crackers.'

'No more premium chow? She's not infactuated with me anymore!'

'A good day! Two letters for me and a sample of 'Seafood Gourmet Delight' for you.'

'Eugh. This is awful. I'm not the hugest fan of licorice, but this one I found on the sidewalk is disgusting.'

Dietary options for your dog.

'I think you're eating my pup tarts.'