Dog Treat Chef Gifts

Can I have another free biscuit for my dog? Sure. Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits? You sure this is for your dog? Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?

Raw food, after you leave for work.

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"Is that all they taught him at obedience school? How to use a can opener?"

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

Dog Food

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

Homemade dog biscuits.

"We need to put in more bones."

"You're spoiling that dog again!"

'Excuse me, EXCUSE ME, what's that YOU'RE eating?!'

'Those tid-bits you left for Ming Toy were delicious, Mrs. Caldwell!'

Recipes.

'David discovered that the New & Improved Dog Food was more New & Improved than his New & Improved Canned Soup.'

"She's eating in tonight."

"For this dish we'll need to sauté the onion with the week-old, moldy, ant-covered French fry over medium heat. Then, we lightly flash boil our dehydrated mouse..."

"So, what's it to be, chicken unfit for human consumption, or beef unfit for human consumption?"

'May I have two containers - fish for my cat, meat for the dog...vegetables divided as follows, one-fourth for the cat, three-fourths for the dog, but no carrots for the cat - kitty doesn't like carrots...'

Dog Food Pyramid. Meat. Scraps.

'She's killing me with kindness!'

'I'm taking the leftovers home, so suggest something my dog will enjoy.'

"Let's see . . . I detect beef . . . peas . . . and a subtle hint of sweet potato!"

'Fruits, vegetables, meat, eggs and cooked beans! He gets a better dinner than I do!'

'It's the Animal Welfare people about you feeding leftovers to the dog!'

"They say I'm spoiled, whatever that means."

'See what happens when you let him cook.'

"I need some assistance here."

No caption. (Dog delivery man delivers a box labeled "Scraps" to dog customer.)

"Your 'presentation' could use some work."

"After you've wished once for food, you can stop using your other wishes on food."

'I hope your 'kittycat gourmet delight' tastes better than my 'doggy sirloin supreme!''

"Ambitions... To get birthday treats every dog year, not every seven."

Water. Food. Garnish.

'Patience. Gentle mixing awakens the delicate flavors and presents far more agreeably than straight-out-of-the-can.'

'Feeding dog food to dogs is NOT ethnic stereotyping!'