Dog Treat Designer Gifts

"She's eating in tonight."

"I was almost that last year."

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

Dog Love.

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

Homemade dog biscuits.

"There is no air conditioning in the luggage compartment so stand up straight and stop licking your nose!"

'Excuse me, EXCUSE ME, what's that YOU'RE eating?!'

"I'm afraid 'doggie bag' is just a figure of speech."

'David discovered that the New & Improved Dog Food was more New & Improved than his New & Improved Canned Soup.'

'Those tid-bits you left for Ming Toy were delicious, Mrs. Caldwell!'

"Oh, wow, I almost didn't recognize you naked – you look so different in your person's Instagram photos."

"Sit!"

"They say that every dog has its day, and this apparently is mine."

'What can I tell you? They gave us treats - at inappropriate times.'

'Relax... breathe... visualize you inner dog treat...'

"They say I'm spoiled, whatever that means."

"The tunnel leads right to the treat isle at the pet store..."

"After you've wished once for food, you can stop using your other wishes on food."

"I give up! I stock up on chicken treats and now the cat tells me he's gone vegetarian!"

Can I have another free biscuit for my dog? Sure. Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits? You sure this is for your dog? Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?

"Ambitions... To get birthday treats every dog year, not every seven."

'I'm not buying Rex anymore rawhide chews - they don't last him five minutes!'

"Thanks for the walks, tasty treats and rubbing my belly with vigor. I could only love you more if you made my food dish much bigger."

She's a Labrachihuashepoodle hound.

"Don't look at me like that! I know you're not THAT long. I just need some practice for my knitting classes."

'Yes, it's a flea-collar, but it's a designer flea-collar!'

“I was not consulted.”

'I can't seem to find the dog biscuits I bought yesterday!'

"The booties were one thing, nut the socks with her face on them is a step too far."

Dog's Brain.

'Will the credit crunch have any effect on my supply of doggy chocs?'

"Another? I'm beginning to wonder if these doggie treats are addictive?"

'What therapy can't solve, the properly timed dog biscuit can.'

'It's not fair - you never buy me doggie choccie bikkies!'