Dog Treat Developer Gifts

'Excuse me, EXCUSE ME, what's that YOU'RE eating?!'

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

'Tired of fetching?'

Dog Love.

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

Homemade dog biscuits.

'Those tid-bits you left for Ming Toy were delicious, Mrs. Caldwell!'

'David discovered that the New & Improved Dog Food was more New & Improved than his New & Improved Canned Soup.'

"She's eating in tonight."

"Sit!"

'He has been asked to review a new dog treat ... '

John envied his friends who worked at the local chocolate company

'What can I tell you? They gave us treats - at inappropriate times.'

Cultivated Meat Pet Food Lab

'Relax... breathe... visualize you inner dog treat...'

"They say I'm spoiled, whatever that means."

"The tunnel leads right to the treat isle at the pet store..."

"After you've wished once for food, you can stop using your other wishes on food."

'I'm not buying Rex anymore rawhide chews - they don't last him five minutes!'

"I give up! I stock up on chicken treats and now the cat tells me he's gone vegetarian!"

Coonhound Inc. Petfoods Research & Development

"Ambitions... To get birthday treats every dog year, not every seven."

Sure, it's nice when Master gives us a bone, but frankly, I would prefer a juicy steak...

"Thanks for the walks, tasty treats and rubbing my belly with vigor. I could only love you more if you made my food dish much bigger."

Dog's Brain.

'Will the credit crunch have any effect on my supply of doggy chocs?'

"Another? I'm beginning to wonder if these doggie treats are addictive?"

'What therapy can't solve, the properly timed dog biscuit can.'

'It's not fair - you never buy me doggie choccie bikkies!'