Dog Toy Enthusiasts Gifts

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

Playing Fetch.

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Director/Action Man toy.

"Why do they do that?"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Build your very own conflict of interest!

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

'Super Dog'

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

"Three more years of high school."

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

"That'll be five bucks."

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Dog walking Human.