Puppy Toy Enthusiast Gifts

'Well, Eddy may look a bit rough, but he's good at heart - last week, he bought stocks from a company which produces cuddly puppy toys in pink ballet dresses!'

"Pick me!"

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

Jr. cloning kit

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

Obedience School Graduation

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

Dogma

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

A Change of Scene.

"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

Puppies

Dogs

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

Puppy.

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'