Puppy Toy Enthusiast Pillows

'Well, Eddy may look a bit rough, but he's good at heart - last week, he bought stocks from a company which produces cuddly puppy toys in pink ballet dresses!'

"Pick me!"

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Jr. cloning kit

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

Dogma

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

Puppy.

A Change of Scene.

Puppies

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."

Dogs

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.