Dog Toy Enthusiast Pillows

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

Dog with blow-up leg.

"I really wish you would stop throwing my stuff."

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

"How original, I got a squeaky-toy for Christmas too..."

Man snow blowing dog toys in winter

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Why do they do that?"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"That'll be five bucks."

'Super Dog'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Dog walking Human.

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.