Toy Dog Enthusiast Pillows

'That's no stray, walk your wife's dog in your own time, Simkins!'

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Why do they do that?"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Santa Claus's Mail

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"That'll be five bucks."

The Rubber Ball Company

'Super Dog'

Dog walking Human.

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

"Three more years of high school."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"