Toy Dog Enthusiast Prints

'That's no stray, walk your wife's dog in your own time, Simkins!'

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

Director/Action Man toy.

"Why do they do that?"

Santa Claus's Mail

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Build your very own conflict of interest!

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

'Super Dog'

"Three more years of high school."

The Rubber Ball Company

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

That one has all the batteries!

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Dog walking Human.