Toy Dog Admirer Pillows

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Chase me, chase me cows.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Giraffe Umbrella

"Now I really hate poetry."

"He was a very good boy."

"You're such a good listener."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Happy Hour

Dog Park / Cat Park

"He's gone goth"

Bears

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

TSA Noah

Spring Training

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"Garbage in, garbage out!"