Talking Dog Admirer Pillows

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"He was a very good boy."

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"Ever eat a bird?"

"Meow"

No, I don

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

'Please keep in mind this is only a 'ruff' copy.'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

"Another slander suit!"

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

There are no rats with collars...

Fifty Shades of Gray

"We should get out to the country more often."

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

Flea Philosophy.

Hyenas as Pets

Dogs and Chickens

Pet owner hanging Obedience School diploma

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

"Actually I never loved you."

"Okay, who's purring?"

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'

"I love it!"