Talking Dog Admirer Pillows

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"He was a very good boy."

"Now I really hate poetry."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"Ever eat a bird?"

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"Meow"

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

There are no rats with collars...

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"We should get out to the country more often."

Fifty Shades of Gray

"Another slander suit!"

Flea Philosophy.

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

Pet owner hanging Obedience School diploma

"Actually I never loved you."

Hyenas as Pets

"Okay, who's purring?"

Dogs and Chickens

"I love it!"

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'