Rescue Dog Admirer Pillows

"I was attacked by a bunch of sailors who stole my rum barrel!"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Giraffe Umbrella

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"Now I really hate poetry."

"You're such a good listener."

"He was a very good boy."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Happy Hour

Dog Park / Cat Park

TSA Noah

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"He's gone goth"

Spring Training

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

Bears

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"Garbage in, garbage out!"