Small Dog Admirer Pillows

"They were bred originally to be hors d'oeuvres."

'Lord and Lady Lascelles de Vere Digby and their ratty little mongrel, Tinker.'

Most Annoying Bark

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Chase me, chase me cows.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Giraffe Umbrella

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"He was a very good boy."

"You're such a good listener."

"Now I really hate poetry."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Happy Hour

"He's gone goth"

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

TSA Noah

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

'Yak, yak, yak.'

Spring Training

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

Bears

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Dog Park / Cat Park

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '