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"I may no look it, but I'm just as cute as you are."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"Now I really hate poetry."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

"Meow"

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

There are no rats with collars...

Yakety-Yak

"Helen, Don, you're probably wondering why I called you here today. I'm afraid the answer is achingly simple: I can't get down."

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

Pet owner hanging Obedience School diploma

"Okay, who's purring?"

Dogs and Chickens

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

"I love it!"

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'

"Peter quickly learns the limitations of his new hamster ball."

"They were bred originally to be hors d'oeuvres."

Hamster on dialysis machine 'In my day we'd have had him put down.'

"You can never run too many bone marrow tests."

Peace talks between cats and dogs break down after Rusty, the lead negotiator, suddenly runs outside to chase a car.

'I saw a Miniature Dachshund today. NICE dog for a city apartment.'