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"I may no look it, but I'm just as cute as you are."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"Now I really hate poetry."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"Meow"

No, I don

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

I'm sure it's fake.

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

There are no rats with collars...

"Helen, Don, you're probably wondering why I called you here today. I'm afraid the answer is achingly simple: I can't get down."

Yakety-Yak

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

Dogs and Chickens

"Okay, who's purring?"

Pet owner hanging Obedience School diploma

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'

"Peter quickly learns the limitations of his new hamster ball."

It's for you.

Dog TagsPeople Tags.

"I love it!"

Why do they prefer a pitcher to a belly itcher? Everyone loves a belly itcher!

"They were bred originally to be hors d'oeuvres."

Hamster on dialysis machine 'In my day we'd have had him put down.'

A cat rejects a dog performer's act.

"You can never run too many bone marrow tests."

Peace talks between cats and dogs break down after Rusty, the lead negotiator, suddenly runs outside to chase a car.