Dog Toys Pillows

Lost my squeaky toy. Please help.

'Have you tried the new laser pointers?'

"We've got to get him some bones...this is the third TV remote Lucky's buried this week!"

So your idea is that we reorientate our global production to place more emphasis on small chewy things that taste of meat...EVERYBODY'S opinion is of value( even if some may be of more use than others)

"...and this is Sheila. She's my main squeeze."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Young Frankenstein"

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

Playing Fetch.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Remote control pirate bully

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

A Good Batch.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Director/Action Man toy.

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"Pick me!"

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

Packaging Russian Dolls

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Why do they do that?"

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

Santa Claus's Mail

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"