Pet Toys Pillows

Cats and boxes...BOXES!

'No wonder these are bland...they're toys!'

'Well, it's my book. Say what you like.'

"Does the fool not realise who I am...?? I am GORDO - Destroyer of Worlds and I shall rip his soul apart...Hmmm...actually, that ball of wool looks like it needs punishing..."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Playing Fetch.

Remote control pirate bully

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Police Feline Unit

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

Director/Action Man toy.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

Packaging Russian Dolls

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"Pick me!"

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Why do they do that?"

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'