Pet Games Pillows

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"This time, by god, he's going to hang on to the damn stick."

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

'Click it or ticket.'

Dog Love.

"Now this is a dog park!"

Doggy-3D

Dog fetches dice

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

"I love to watch cat videos on the internet!"

'I find the ultrasonic whistle musically limiting, so I've invented an ultrasonic flute...'

Child plays football with his dog,football eventually squashes his dog

"See. I told you they have Roomba Rodeos when we're gone."

New chess piece: Cat - It can go wherever it wants, or not go anywhere at all.

BONK!, 'He's not the brightest cat I've ever seen.'

"You just blinked — I saw you blink first. OK, again. Ready? Go!"

'If we build it, they will come.'

'Good boy. That's better than the others, but still too long. For playing fetch, I prefer a shorter stick, shaped like that, without bark or moss, and not quite as heavy.'

Online Dog Dating

Cats and boxes...BOXES!

'Journey of self-discovery' Dog realizes he can make his leg move when he scratches.

'Doing tricks is a slippery slope.'

'Time out!... Scooper!!'

'Play dead.'

'Why does this crazy human keep throwing away my stick?'

"Oh, ignore that. Penny likes to play with laser pointers."

"I bark and bark non-stop, and then they come home. It works everytime."