Pet Entertainment Pillows

"Now this is a dog park!"

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

"She's all over YouTube."

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

'Now cut that out!'

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

Dog Love.

Doggy-3D

"He's a rescue, and before that he was in Vaudeville."

'Who's best friend are you?'

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

"Want to see me make him beg, roll over and shake?"

"I love to watch cat videos on the internet!"

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

Child plays football with his dog,football eventually squashes his dog

Cat Blog.

'I'm sick and tired of begging!'

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

Online Dog Dating

"It's my birthday. How about a free drink?"

"Okay, I admit it. You are a good dog."

'Beware of Dog' sign next to accordion-playing canine.

101 uses of a dead cat: bagpipe

BONK!, 'He's not the brightest cat I've ever seen.'

Hang Time Fido

'Why do they refuse to drink water out of a bowl that's been left out for two hours, but go gaga over toilet water?'

Cats and boxes...BOXES!

'Doing tricks is a slippery slope.'