Animal Play Pillows

'Doing tricks is a slippery slope.'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

The Goalkeeper

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

"We've convened this meeting today to admire the ball, and we will probably do the same thing again tomorrow."

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Dog Love.

Doggy-3D

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

"I told you not to let him out of your sight."

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

Child plays football with his dog,football eventually squashes his dog

cat singing into microphone

Dog stuck in cat flap.

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

'Got to keep the little ones entertained!'

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

'I'll get into the garbage, Whiskers here will wreck the sofa, and you - you'll drive the getaway castle.'

Cat flushing toilet with dog in bath.

"Y'know, sometimes I actually think those chipmunks in the back yard really are teasing him!"

Hang Time Fido

"You threw the wrench again, didn't you?"

BONK!, 'He's not the brightest cat I've ever seen.'

'Time out!... Scooper!!'

'Hey carrot-breath! You still mad cause we ran you a little today? Hounds gotta make a living too, ya know.'