Animal Play Pillows

'Doing tricks is a slippery slope.'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

The Goalkeeper

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

"We've convened this meeting today to admire the ball, and we will probably do the same thing again tomorrow."

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

Dog Love.

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

Doggy-3D

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

"I told you not to let him out of your sight."

Dog stuck in cat flap.

'Got to keep the little ones entertained!'

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

cat singing into microphone

Child plays football with his dog,football eventually squashes his dog

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

"Y'know, sometimes I actually think those chipmunks in the back yard really are teasing him!"

"You threw the wrench again, didn't you?"

Hang Time Fido

Ewe Tube A Ewe checking out the sheep world's version of You Tube.

Cat flushing toilet with dog in bath.

BONK!, 'He's not the brightest cat I've ever seen.'

'I'll get into the garbage, Whiskers here will wreck the sofa, and you - you'll drive the getaway castle.'

'Time out!... Scooper!!'