Canine Play Pillows

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

Agility God

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

"We've convened this meeting today to admire the ball, and we will probably do the same thing again tomorrow."

"That's just not the real me."

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

Dog Love.

"Remember when we were young and could finish a round without one of us having to run off to mark his territory?"

"When I said, 'Give him a chance-best two out of three,' I was talking to the dog."

Child plays football with his dog,football eventually squashes his dog

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

BONK!, 'He's not the brightest cat I've ever seen.'

'Stop bringing it back! I want to start breaking in a new ball!'

"You just blinked — I saw you blink first. OK, again. Ready? Go!"

Sled Dogs Instead Of City Bikes

'Doing tricks is a slippery slope.'

'Time out!... Scooper!!'

It was another dramatic dog-fight between the deadly foes.

"Oh, ignore that. Penny likes to play with laser pointers."

"I borrowed it from my neighbor, he's a big tennis guy."

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

"I thought you were teaching him to fetch, not kvetch."

"We were at the park and he kept on pretending to throw the ball then hiding it behind his back: After a while, I lost it!"

'Why does this crazy human keep throwing away my stick?'

"Well, you shouted come on the five dog!"

"I'm going to demonstrate how dogs are stealth ninjas in the dark. See how I move silently....."

"Theo, conversation is about talking and listening!"