Canine Play Gifts

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

Agility God

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

"We've convened this meeting today to admire the ball, and we will probably do the same thing again tomorrow."

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

"That's just not the real me."

Dog Love.

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

"Remember when we were young and could finish a round without one of us having to run off to mark his territory?"

"When I said, 'Give him a chance-best two out of three,' I was talking to the dog."

Child plays football with his dog,football eventually squashes his dog

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

'Stop bringing it back! I want to start breaking in a new ball!'

BONK!, 'He's not the brightest cat I've ever seen.'

"You just blinked — I saw you blink first. OK, again. Ready? Go!"

Sled Dogs Instead Of City Bikes

'Doing tricks is a slippery slope.'

'Time out!... Scooper!!'

It was another dramatic dog-fight between the deadly foes.

"I thought you were teaching him to fetch, not kvetch."

"We were at the park and he kept on pretending to throw the ball then hiding it behind his back: After a while, I lost it!"

"I borrowed it from my neighbor, he's a big tennis guy."

'Why does this crazy human keep throwing away my stick?'

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

"Oh, ignore that. Penny likes to play with laser pointers."

"Hey, stupid, what's up? What are you reading? Let's go for a walk, play with me, cook some food—how can you just sit there?! I adore you!"

"Well, you shouted come on the five dog!"

'I can't play with you today. I have to show my owner how to change the oil in his BMW. It's a curse being a smart breed.'