Dog Game Enthusiast Gifts

"You just blinked — I saw you blink first. OK, again. Ready? Go!"

"Pick me!"

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Why do they do that?"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Quick, start the car!"

Barks in code.

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

'Fetch.'

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

Canine Companion

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'