Dog Game Enthusiast Gifts

"You just blinked — I saw you blink first. OK, again. Ready? Go!"

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Pick me!"

"Why do they do that?"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"Quick, start the car!"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

'Fetch.'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

Barks in code.

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Canine Companion

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"