Canine Sports Gifts

"That's just not the real me."

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

Agility God

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

Snoopy with Laptop

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

'Not here - home!'

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

'Actually, she's turned out to be a very clever pet. Watch when Rex stands up, she'll feed him a biscuit.'

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

Chasebook

"We'd like the roasted homework for two. And fetch us a bottle of your finest toilet water."

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

Hombre's Best Friend.

"I don't get it! They're both diurnal, so why on earth would they bring back from the hospital a baby that's awake all night?"

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

"Gesundheit!"

Watchdog on Holiday

'Master Pavlov is a bit strange these days: For some reason, he rings a bell before serving us dinner...'

"I thought we swore never to go to bed angry."

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

"You should run for president."

When Dogs Rule

"I forgot to turn on the alarm." "It's all right, Peedy is there."

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

"I'm going to level with you. I find you to be disturbingly insane."

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

Prepper Dog

'You do a fine job guarding the place, we just need you to shed less.'

The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.