Canine Competitions Gifts

Agility God

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Bowled over again!

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'Your shoe's untied.'

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"Could you repeat that word?"

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

Can't Touch This

Cat Show

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'Want to make it two out of three?'

Cat medal presentations take a long time

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

Quiz Night...

The Unsportables: Relay

Westminster: The after-party

First Prize!

100k Desert Crawl

Jungle Games

Happy Champion

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

"That's just not the real me."

"Well %$@#(&!! is not a banned word in the &%Xsing UK!"

Tortoises breakdancing

Football.

Sniffathon: The Dog world's version of a Kissathon

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

Competitive tic-tac-toe

"Wow, the current is strong today. It reminds meof the championship race backwhen I was at Yale. Did I mention I rowed at Yale?"