Canine Competitor Gifts

Dog tallying his score against the mailman.

Agility God

Canine at the Westminster Pit - Lord Palmerston and Lord Derby

'We warned him what would happen if he didn't win Crufts, this year.'

Dog had dog show award for best working dog on his wall.

'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'

'I don't care how high he jumps. My name should be on top.'

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

Danth battle?

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

The Cricketer and the Golfer

Doggy Bites

'This won't take long, nurse. This is the dog that got my best friend last summer.'

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

Most dog-like dog.

"Once again Runchy leads Sandford to the triple bar jump."

Extreme Sheepherding

Best in Heat.

Strikeout Dog

A Man mixing up his sports.

'The ban of stimulants, includes St Bernards. The brandy keg will have to go.'

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

'Well, if I have rights, I demand the right not to be neutered!'

World Championship Sheepdog Trials.

"Hey! Wait a minute! We can't reach the doorbells!"

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

"Better - but it was still too obvious when you went for the pine tar under your hat."

Dog show success

'Tortoise beats Hare...subject to performance enhancing drug test results.'

A dog cruising around in his car looking for cats, sporting his number of kill badges of cats on the side of his car.

"The mainstream media has entered into a global conspiracy to make us less popular than dogs."