Pet Rivalry Enthusiast Gifts

Strikeout Dog

Carrot and Stick

'I'm more of a cat person.'

Cat boss tells dog: 'I'll come straight to the point, Wilson: I've never liked you.'

"There's more than one way to skin a cat!" - Book signing.

"He binge watches TED talks about getting the upper hand with cats."

"The mainstream media has entered into a global conspiracy to make us less popular than dogs."

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

'Bad news: the report says it's cheaper if cats make it...'

'This won't take long, nurse. This is the dog that got my best friend last summer.'

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

'Great invention, Rex! What are you going to call it?'

Newspaper headline is CUTE PUPPY RESCUED. Cat says: 'Sigh! It's all bad news in the papers, isn't it?'

'It took me five years to learn, but now I can climb trees! Let's see if that darn cat will laugh at me now...'

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

Doggie Bowl Drill

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I ruin it for you by saying it was the butler who did it? Such a good book..."

Whilst a dog is weeing at the base of a tree, a squirrel wees at the entrance of it's dog house.

Most dog-like dog.

"So how come he gets to stay inside and do his business?"

Dog makes cats float with helium.

Sick Exhibitionist

'...paddlecat is said to have contributed to much of the tension that exists between the two species, even today.'

Cat flushing toilet with dog in bath.

'Oh, yeah?...Well, no one has to follow me around with a pooper-scooper.'

"Remember, I've got the Dog Catcher on speed dial."

"A phony attorney…I'm so disappointed, son. Your brother is a phony doctor."

'Welcome home, Tiddles...'

Lost CatCat Found.

A dog cruising around in his car looking for cats, sporting his number of kill badges of cats on the side of his car.

'And you need some reading material,eh?'

Nuke mouse.