Animal Rivalry Admirer Gifts

Putting on the Dog, while Putting Out the Cat

'What's my super power compared to you ...everything.'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Chase me, chase me cows.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Giraffe Umbrella

"You're such a good listener."

"He was a very good boy."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Happy Hour

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

"I hate it when we fight."

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

'Yak, yak, yak.'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Bears

Dog Park / Cat Park

Spring Training

"He's gone goth"

TSA Noah

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'