Animal Rivalry Enthusiast Gifts

It is not enough that I receive a treat. The dog must also be deprived of one.

'This won't take long, nurse. This is the dog that got my best friend last summer.'

'And you need some reading material,eh?'

A dog cruising around in his car looking for cats, sporting his number of kill badges of cats on the side of his car.

Blinking contest between dog and cat.

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

'Bad news: the report says it's cheaper if cats make it...'

"Yin and Yankee fan"

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

'Great invention, Rex! What are you going to call it?'

'It took me five years to learn, but now I can climb trees! Let's see if that darn cat will laugh at me now...'

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

Doggie Bowl Drill

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I ruin it for you by saying it was the butler who did it? Such a good book..."

Most dog-like dog.

Don't play with your food!

Whilst a dog is weeing at the base of a tree, a squirrel wees at the entrance of it's dog house.

Strikeout Dog

'...paddlecat is said to have contributed to much of the tension that exists between the two species, even today.'

'Oh, yeah?...Well, no one has to follow me around with a pooper-scooper.'

Cat flushing toilet with dog in bath.

Sick Exhibitionist

Dog makes cats float with helium.

"Remember, I've got the Dog Catcher on speed dial."

"A phony attorney…I'm so disappointed, son. Your brother is a phony doctor."

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

"So how come he gets to stay inside and do his business?"

"The mainstream media has entered into a global conspiracy to make us less popular than dogs."

Lost CatCat Found.

Nuke mouse.