Animal Rivalry Enthusiast Pillows

'This won't take long, nurse. This is the dog that got my best friend last summer.'

'And you need some reading material,eh?'

A dog cruising around in his car looking for cats, sporting his number of kill badges of cats on the side of his car.

Blinking contest between dog and cat.

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

'Bad news: the report says it's cheaper if cats make it...'

"Yin and Yankee fan"

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

'Great invention, Rex! What are you going to call it?'

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I ruin it for you by saying it was the butler who did it? Such a good book..."

Whilst a dog is weeing at the base of a tree, a squirrel wees at the entrance of it's dog house.

Most dog-like dog.

'It took me five years to learn, but now I can climb trees! Let's see if that darn cat will laugh at me now...'

Doggie Bowl Drill

Don't play with your food!

Strikeout Dog

'...paddlecat is said to have contributed to much of the tension that exists between the two species, even today.'

"So how come he gets to stay inside and do his business?"

"A phony attorney…I'm so disappointed, son. Your brother is a phony doctor."

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

'Oh, yeah?...Well, no one has to follow me around with a pooper-scooper.'

Sick Exhibitionist

Dog makes cats float with helium.

"Remember, I've got the Dog Catcher on speed dial."

Cat flushing toilet with dog in bath.

"The mainstream media has entered into a global conspiracy to make us less popular than dogs."

'Welcome home, Tiddles...'

Nuke mouse.

"It's a dog tradition. Every morning and evening, we thank God that we're not cats."