Pet Rivalry Enthusiast Pillows

Strikeout Dog

Carrot and Stick

'I'm more of a cat person.'

Cat boss tells dog: 'I'll come straight to the point, Wilson: I've never liked you.'

"There's more than one way to skin a cat!" - Book signing.

"He binge watches TED talks about getting the upper hand with cats."

"The mainstream media has entered into a global conspiracy to make us less popular than dogs."

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

'Bad news: the report says it's cheaper if cats make it...'

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

'This won't take long, nurse. This is the dog that got my best friend last summer.'

'Great invention, Rex! What are you going to call it?'

Newspaper headline is CUTE PUPPY RESCUED. Cat says: 'Sigh! It's all bad news in the papers, isn't it?'

'It took me five years to learn, but now I can climb trees! Let's see if that darn cat will laugh at me now...'

Doggie Bowl Drill

Most dog-like dog.

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

Whilst a dog is weeing at the base of a tree, a squirrel wees at the entrance of it's dog house.

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I ruin it for you by saying it was the butler who did it? Such a good book..."

"Remember, I've got the Dog Catcher on speed dial."

'...paddlecat is said to have contributed to much of the tension that exists between the two species, even today.'

"So how come he gets to stay inside and do his business?"

"A phony attorney…I'm so disappointed, son. Your brother is a phony doctor."

'Oh, yeah?...Well, no one has to follow me around with a pooper-scooper.'

Sick Exhibitionist

Cat flushing toilet with dog in bath.

Dog makes cats float with helium.

'Welcome home, Tiddles...'

'Best friend? I hardly know the man!'

'And you need some reading material,eh?'

A dog cruising around in his car looking for cats, sporting his number of kill badges of cats on the side of his car.

Nuke mouse.