Animal Rivalry Fan Pillows

'Great invention, Rex! What are you going to call it?'

'... A raccoon, sure, even a skunk would be ok, but the cat?'

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

'Bad news: the report says it's cheaper if cats make it...'

'It is an interesting idea — an anti-cat comic strip....'

'Sorry, but I can't see you ever catching the neighbour's cat...'

'Don't you think you're taking the cat-mouse thing too far?'

'It took me five years to learn, but now I can climb trees! Let's see if that darn cat will laugh at me now...'

The air was so thick with tension you could cut it with a knife.

"Well, nobody has ever, written a musical called 'dogs'."

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

Snail Coach

'This won't take long, nurse. This is the dog that got my best friend last summer.'

"Wanna go out?"

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I ruin it for you by saying it was the butler who did it? Such a good book..."

Lion v Kiwi.

Whilst a dog is weeing at the base of a tree, a squirrel wees at the entrance of it's dog house.

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

Doggie Bowl Drill

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

'The Greyhound, Doctor, is the fastest dog in the world!...'

Strikeout Dog

"The Hare's demanding a dope test !"

"So how come he gets to stay inside and do his business?"

Dog makes cats float with helium.

Sick Exhibitionist

'Oh, yeah?...Well, no one has to follow me around with a pooper-scooper.'

Nuke mouse.

'And you need some reading material,eh?'

A dog cruising around in his car looking for cats, sporting his number of kill badges of cats on the side of his car.

"The mainstream media has entered into a global conspiracy to make us less popular than dogs."

The fight ends, the hockey players flee, and the curling team once again rules the ice rink.

"It's a dog tradition. Every morning and evening, we thank God that we're not cats."