Animal Rivalry Buff Pillows

Nuke mouse.

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

'Bad news: the report says it's cheaper if cats make it...'

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

"Yin and Yankee fan"

'This won't take long, nurse. This is the dog that got my best friend last summer.'

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

'Great invention, Rex! What are you going to call it?'

'It took me five years to learn, but now I can climb trees! Let's see if that darn cat will laugh at me now...'

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I ruin it for you by saying it was the butler who did it? Such a good book..."

Doggie Bowl Drill

Lion v Kiwi.

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

Whilst a dog is weeing at the base of a tree, a squirrel wees at the entrance of it's dog house.

Strikeout Dog

'...paddlecat is said to have contributed to much of the tension that exists between the two species, even today.'

'Oh, yeah?...Well, no one has to follow me around with a pooper-scooper.'

Sick Exhibitionist

"Remember, I've got the Dog Catcher on speed dial."

Dog makes cats float with helium.

Cat flushing toilet with dog in bath.

"So how come he gets to stay inside and do his business?"

"The mainstream media has entered into a global conspiracy to make us less popular than dogs."

"I like it better when it was a 'dog eat cat' world."

'And you need some reading material,eh?'

'Welcome home, Tiddles...'

A dog cruising around in his car looking for cats, sporting his number of kill badges of cats on the side of his car.

"It's a dog tradition. Every morning and evening, we thank God that we're not cats."

'What do you think? Surge or escalation?'